Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Welcome to Wednesday's...
...Cocky Condom Comment.

Today's entery is a doozy. We not only have one post, but an entire thread of drivel from U$C! yay!

[Once again, these come from the Trojan's "Thundering Herd" message board]:

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Here is your typical class schedule for a incoming Cal Freshman
*Civil Disobedience 101

*Communal living in the new millenium
*Modern Free Thinking
*Great Hippie leaders

Electives:*
Advanced Zig-Zag Rolling
*Rioting & Looting essentials

You Forgot
Anti-American History 101.


Wait until Saturday and observe this behavior. Cal fans are the only college students I've seen who shout anti-American slogans and obscenities during the national anthem.

I fear Cal and their students, they will be too much to overcome......
....they will wake up the ghosts of Marx and Mao this Saturday. Their peoples are too numerous, their body order too much to take. What will we ever do?

Another women's class
How to braid your underarm hair 101.

don't forget "The History of Woodstock"*
x

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Ha...ha...h.....eh.....I'll spare you the rest.

[congrats to Erik for being the first to take advantage of the 'comment' feature. Feel free to follow his lead]

1 comment:

Lauren said...

I wasn't aware that "UC", "blue", and/or "bears" were anti-American slogans [or obsenitites for that matter]. This error on my part is obviously due to my sub-par college curriculum schedule. Pity me for my ignorance, please.