Friday, October 08, 2004

And finally, our last...
...Cocky Condom Comment.

from the www.wearesc.com football forum

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Smack a Bear
Remember High-School...

Remember how much fun it was to haze the Freshmen...

How would you like to rel-live your "Glory Days" again?

On Oct. 9th, I'd like to usher in "Smack a Bear"

To participate in this ritual, you must first identify a BearUse the below chart to identify your victim:

A) Bears are dirty hippies
B) Bears wear birkenstock sandles and drag their feet.
C) Bears can be found holding flowers, and flashing the "peace" sign.
D) Bears were Grateful Dead Tie-Dyed T-Shirts and dirty Levis

Now if you ID a Bear... "smack 'em" A smack is a light pimp slap/b!tch slap, and should be executed quickly, and upon an unsuspecting bear victim .

After pimp slap is applied - you must immediately act like another bear did it. This is done by pointing to another bear while saying "He did it"

So have fun, and smack a bear!

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Wow. Real classy. Grade A fans huh?

All I can say is GO BEARS! Beat the Trojans. Make the authors of these wonderful U$C posts eat a huge helping of crow for dinner on Saturday. Show the nation what your made of, and make our great university proud.

...and now, I'm off to LA.

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