Cocky Condoms...
....from the www.wearesc.com football board

(expect one of these each day this week)

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Welcome to PAYBACK IS A BITCH week!

Bring on the bears!
Lead them in chains to the mighty Coliseum to face their peril and find their doom!

Bring on the Hippies!
Let them watch in collective, stinking horror as their season begins its Big Fade of Oregonian proportions!

Let blast the sound and fury!
Of four score thousand screaming, thundering fans in Coliseum stands!

Trumpet and blare Conquest!
Let it peal down from the heavens and roll through the unshowered, state-schooled heathens!

Unleash the Trojans!
Let them ride like horsemen of the apocalypse through the unholy four-legged beasts and smite down golden bears with golden swords as hell itself is thrown open and the battle is met!

FIGHT ON FOR TROY!
FIGHT ON FOR USC!
FIGHT ON TO VICTORY!
FIGHT ON!!!

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And they try to act like this game doesn't matter much to them...

Go Bears!