Things that really irk as I cram for my stats midterm:

-An EECS major who is too busy reading his EECS reader to pay any attention during my Stat Section's midterm review. Dude, if you're not going to pay attention why don't you just go to the library
and read about EECS? Huh? Why you have to sit there next to me and make me feel less intelligent than you because you are just so freakin smart that you don't need to pay attention to the review problems that have my brain spinning. Be gone evil one.

-The growing number of jugglers and unicyclists that are congregating in La Loma and outside Evans Hall. How can you possibly have so much free time in college to practice juggling on a weekday!? How dare you stand their juggling your bowling pins as I hurry off to go lock myself in Doe Library to study till who knows when? Even if I didn't have this midterm, I'd still be doing work in studio. Seriously, even if you had that much free time, why would you spend it juggling, or unicycling. Why not do something worthwhile? Like sit in your room and watch TV, or save a historic house. Jeez.