A discussion on the person sitting in front of me in the margin of Lauren's stat lecture notes last week:

Nick: Gross. He picked his nose. Nice Socks too. [ he had his sandles off and was exposing his holey socks by resting his feet on the seat in front of him.]
Lauren: He's hot.
Nick: I think he smells funny too.....does the premature graying hair make you horney?
Lauren: Of Course.

[guy proceeds to scrath off guck from his ear and the ponder the view of it in his fingers for a few minutes.]